i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Congratulations! We have a period
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