Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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