if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He did a backflip because drugs
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