dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Boobs are out for the taking
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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