He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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