p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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