my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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