i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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