i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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