White coat. Heels.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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