I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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