just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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