Don't you send me to vm
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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