Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
BRING THE BAGELS
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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