just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think my vagina is haunted
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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