Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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