Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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