Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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