How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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