I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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