I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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