no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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