Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I stole a fireplace last night.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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