we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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