I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Sponge bath it is.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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