Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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