so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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