I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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