FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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