No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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