this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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