He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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