Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
