Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
are you so shy because you have an std?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I fill condoms, not promises.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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