Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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