also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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