He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
