You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
last night I used snow as a chaser
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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