Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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