38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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