Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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