I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
