Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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