Grow some girl-balls and come out already
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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