oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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