I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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