I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I seem to have left my pride at pride
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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