Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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