I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just want nice things and good sex
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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