i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
A+ Viking dick
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
