Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
We need to get me chipped asap
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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